Meal Team Six

In the news today:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi personally thanked a group of the troops standing at attention in the front of the Capitol...Pelosi gave each of the troops a so-called challenge coin, marking their mission of protecting the seat of the legislative branch of the American government

Here she is, talking to the troops. I want you to pay special attention to the guy I circled in the front:

Here he is, close up. 

All I can say is HOLY SHIT! Seriously, this did has a front butt. Doesn't the NG have a fitness standard? The only thing this fat mother fucker is guarding is the chow line, and what is up with how he blouses his boots?

Just wait until he transfers to the space force.