Wednesday, August 29, 2007
To which the Instructor replied, "If you have to cut the roof off, the patient is probably too critical to bother using a KED."
Ummm, it is called the Kendrick Extrication Device. You know, to extricate patients with. This is plainly an instructor trying to impress his class with his encyclopedic knowledge. If you want to get into the discussion of hemodynamic instability, and the decision to perform rapid extrication, fine. What I don't understand is why you would make a blanket statement like that.
Some people who instruct need to think carefully about what you are teaching students before you speak. For reference, here is how I make the decision:
All patients die from the same cause: hypoperfusion. Every death is caused by a failure of the body to perfuse the brain. Therefore, anything that threatens that is a serious concern. A good rule of thumb is to perform a rapid extrication on a patient who is critically unstable and in danger of hypoperfusion.
These patients are easily spotted:
Altered level of consciousness
Systolic BP <90mm Hg (in other words, lack of a radial pulse)
Breathing rate less than 10 or more than 30
Serious, uncontrolled hemorrhaging
Most other patients can wait the extra 3 minutes or so to stabilize the Cspine, especially if the patient's mechanism of injury or clinical signs suggest Cspine injury.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
20 months later, I bought a new house and decided to move. In order to transfer the DirecTV, they told me that I would have to pay for the installation. Since my house was wired for CATV and not satellite, this was going to be expensive. My year was up, so I canceled and got CATV instead.
My final bill comes, and lo and behold, they charged me $187 in cancellation fees. They tried to say that the DVR was a lease. I pointed out that I was only billed for two leased receivers. The reason I wasn't charged the $5 a month for the lease was that the first leased receiver is not billed, according to them. Think about this- $425 plus a $4.99 a month for 20 months, plus a $187 cancellation fee= total cost for the leased receiver of $711.80, AND they wanted me to return the DVR.
The paperwork they gave, the hidden service agreements, referenced in fine print, and the confusing terms made my head spin. Large amounts of double talk and half truths made me feel like I was buying a used car. When you deal with these guys, look for the asterisks and the escape clauses.
When I produced the receipt for the DVR, along with the credit card statement, instead of doing what was right, they sent me to a collection agency. I threatened to sue. Three months later, they finally send me a letter, canceling the fees. I now have a DVR that I can sell, along with a resolve to never try DirecTV again, and I will urge others to do the same.
Saturday, August 25, 2007
When I pointed out that his opinion would apply to the other amendments as well, and asked him to tell me how he felt about that, he told me that the Constitution was unneeded in this day and age, and he felt that too many people "hid" behind the constitution. He thinks that society is falling apart because we let people have too much freedom, and they abuse it.
He used Child pornography as an example. He said that under the First Amendment, child porn would be legal. I told him that if I want to write stories about children in those situations, that would be protected speech, however repugnant it may be. When a child porn FILM is made, you would be prosecuted. Not for a speech crime, but for having sex with minors. The speech is protected, the act is not. That is like saying a book about bank robberies is legal, but robbing one isn't.
He ranted on about how it should be illegal to slander the President (citing the TV show "Lil Bush") and how we should eliminate the separation of church and state, so that we can declare Christianity the national religion, thus preventing Muslims from taking over the world.
People scare and amaze me at the same time.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
An unblemished 1903 .32-caliber Colt pistol caught the eye of a knowledgeable deputy who checked the Internet and found it was worth about $1,400.
or this one:
Despite being more than 100 years old, it and dozens of other old handguns in various calibers still worked and would be deadly, deputies and officers said. Few of the exchanged weapons were late-model 9 mm and .45-caliber pistols, the sort used in many of the more than 100 murders last year in Orlando and Orange County.
one man brought in three valuable rifles.
Worth more than $3,000, the three military-style target rifles will be destroyed just like the rusted guns worth less than $50 that were turned in, organizers said. Before going under cutting torches, guns that work will be test-fired so the bullets and cartridges can be compared to evidence in unsolved murder cases, they said.
"Somebody took really good care of this," said Williams, holding a .308-caliber M1-A Springfield rifle worth about $1,500. "I'd bet a body part this was never used in a crime."
One man even turned in a fiberglass tube that he claimed was a missile launcher.
- Wasted, valuable guns that have never been used in a crime will be destroyed. Criminals don't use M1A's to commit crimes.
- Junk guns that probably don't work, the owners paid $50. Probably more than twice what they are worth.
- The guns being used in crimes? Nowhere to be found.
This program cost us over $32,000. It will have exactly ZERO effect on crime. Those are our tax dollars at work.
Yet the cities in Florida, when faced with tax cuts, loudly complain that there is no fat in the budget.
On further inspection, the female has at least 4 darts stuck in her legs and torso. She is telling us about her chest pain, about the fact that she cannot feel the left side of her body, and repeatedly telling us that she NEEDS to go to the hospital, or she is going to die.
The police are telling me that she has been tazed 5 times. She pulled the darts out twice, and managed to injure the two cops. She can't weigh more than 150 pounds, and is certainly NOT as large as the three deputies that she was roughing up. She is now wearing TWO pairs of handcuffs. It makes it hard to get to her radial pulses.
One of my fellow medics reminds her that she is going to jail whether she goes to the hospital or not. I move to take her pulse, and it is humming along at a healthy clip- 174 beats per minute. My first assessment question:
DM: "What drugs did you take tonight?"
PT: "I didn't take nuthin'."
DM "Then how did that crack pipe get on your living room floor over there?"
PT: "Sumdood musta left it there."
DM: "Oh. Him again."
You hear about people dying in police custody after being tazed multiple times. After my own admittedly narrow experiences, I have a theory. These people are dying because of a combination of things. The massive exertion of fighting the cops, positional asphyxia (from being handcuffed in restrictive positions), combined with the tazing and the drug use, all combine to place stresses on the heart that it is not designed to take. I believe that the tazer use is the least important of these factors.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
When they mark utilities, they get within a 24 inch margin of error in the horizontal. They cannot tell you the depth of the service. They are going to make me hand dig this. Guess what? I am tilling. Total depth is less than 4 inches.
Ridiculous. I think that if they put utilities that shallow, it is their own fault if it gets damaged.
Monday, August 13, 2007
The 12 lead EKG. It is a useful tool that is largely misunderstood by the street medic. Today, a former student of mine was involved in a call where he had a patient with signs and symptoms that seemed cardiac in nature, and when he ran the 12 lead, there was no visible ST segment elevation or depression. One of the things that WAS noticeable, was that the QRS axis was deviated to the left. (-36 deg) and when the patient was given NTG .4mg SL, the axis shifted a little to the right (-21 deg).
- Ventricular enlargementfor example, ventricular hypertrophy
- Broad complex tachycardiafor example, extreme axis suggestive of ventricular origin (like VT) This can help the clinician distinguish between VT, and SVT with an aberrancy.
- Congenital heart diseasefor example, atrial septal defects
- Pre-excited conductionfor example, Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome
- Pulmonary emboli
Thursday, August 9, 2007
For those apologists that think we should apologize for dropping the bomb, I remind you that the empire of Japan was a savage, warmongering people, whose soldiers killed 200,000 people and raped over 20,000 women and young girls during the winter of 1937-1938 in "The rape of Nanking". Japan was hardly an innocent victim.
I am off to fill young minds.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
As we enter, we are directed to a bedroom by a woman in her early 30's. She tells me that her 15 year old daughter has been having cramps. Mom tells me that she originally thought they were menstrual cramps, but now her daughter looks really sick.
I enter the bedroom to see the teen curled up in a ball, holding her stomach.
I run through the standard questions.
DM: "Point to where it hurts."
Pt (points to lower stomach, near her pubis)
DM: (rolls teen onto her back, gently pushes on her stomach in several locations) "Tell me when it hurts."
Pt: "OW! Right there"
DM: "Does it hurt more when I push, or when I let go?"
Pt: "When you push."
DM: "I need you to walk to the stretcher."
Mom: "I can carry her."
DM: "No, I need her to walk."
The daughter walks with small, gentle, shuffling steps. She gingerly walks the distance, and gently sits down, all the while holding her stomach.
Once in the truck, and away from Mom, I ask a new line of questions. I note that she has a temp of 100.2.
DM: "Your mom isn't here now, so I need you to HONESTLY answer some questions for me. Can you do that?"
DM: "Is there any chance you might be pregnant?"
Pt: "What do you mean?"
DM: "Are you sexually active?"
Pt: (stalls) "Well... The other night, my BFF and I snuck out to a party at this guys house, and they let us have some beer. I guess I drank too much and passed out. My BFF told me the guys there took turns having sex with me. I don't want my mom to know"
DM: (tries to maintain poker face, glances at partner- significant looks exchanged) "When was this?"
Pt: "About a week ago."
DM: "When was your last period?"
Pt: "Two days before the party."
DM: "Do you have a bad smelling discharge coming from your vagina?"
Pt: "It started 2 days ago."
DM: "You know that your mom is going to find out, don't you? I think she would rather hear it from you than a stranger."
We took her to the ER. Just as I suspected, PID, brought on by this. I hope she isn't sterile.
In an apparently unrelated story, the people of the (formerly) Great Britain who actually HAVE jobs are leaving in record numbers.
Saturday, August 4, 2007
The call came in around supper time. It was for a man having chest pain. On arrival, the man was pale, cool, and he just didn't LOOK well. He was complaining that he was short of breath, having chest pain which radiated down his right arm, and also said he felt "weak."
A 12 lead EKG revealed that he was having an anterior wall MI, which is the medical term for a heart attack in the front portion of his heart. I started an IV, and gave the standard medications: nitrates, aspirin, oxygen, and morphine.
Once stoned on the morphine, he was an extremely funny man. We all had some big laughs when we got to the hospital. The cardiac alert I had issued while we were on the way to the hospital had worked just as intended- the man was taken to the cath lab, and he was operated on and the clogged artery repaired in less than hour.
Two years later, the same man walked into an emergency room and collapsed in cardiac arrest. The ER team was able to restart his heart after only a few minutes of effort, but due to a 4 minute delay in beginning CPR while they moved him from the lobby to the ER, he had permanent brain damage. He never regained consciousness, and died ten days later.
This man had a family, he was important to them. This man taught me the value of money, taught me to fish, taught me to play baseball. He taught me how to live my life. He wasn't always there, but then again, I wasn't always there for him, especially when he needed me the most, the day he died. That man was my father.
I don't blame anyone for his passing, but I use this case to illustrate that we are responsible for the things that others take for granted.
I tell my students that becoming the best practitioner that you possibly can is more than just pride in your job. Those skills are not just for your patients. They can be for your family. Ask yourself a question: "If my father or mother had a heart attack, would I be comfortable knowing that I was the one working to save them?"
If the answer is no, then why are you here? Every patient you see is SOMEONE'S mother, father, brother, or sister.
It has been more than two years since the day he left. I still miss him every day.
Dad, I still remember that day when I was 12 years old, and we were standing in the back yard burying my pet. You put your arm around me as we dug the grave together, and you said to me, "I know it's hard, but he knew you loved him."
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Lets say I make about $72,000 a year. According to the IRS, I am in the top 25% of wage earners in the US. That makes me one of those evil "rich" people that deserves to be taxed more, because I am not paying "my share."
Last year, I paid:
$12,193 in payroll taxes (includes SS tax, Medicare, and FITW)
$3,200 in property taxes
$2,374 in sales tax
$1,322 in utility taxes and fees
For a total of:
$19,087 in taxes that I paid last year.
Not counting the taxes built into the things you buy (import taxes, excise taxes, etc) and other taxes, like car registration, driver's license fees, and the like.
But, according to many of the current Presidential candidates, I am not paying my fair share. That really ticks me off.
More EMS stuff to follow, I promise.