A 5 year old girl in Alabama draws a picture of a gun, and also points a crayon at a classmate and says "pew! Pew!"
The school makes her sign a statement that she will not commit suicide or kill her classmates.
What 5 year old knows what suicide is?
Would a contract be enforceable against a 5 year old?
Would a person planning on committing suicide or mass murder care that they had signed a contract not to?