Some have resisted [wearing masks] which inspired Allen Pan to invent a gun that quickly shoots a mask on to the face of those not taking this whole thing seriously.
Fuck around and find out what happens.
If malls were to instead employ armed gangs brandishing these face mask blasters, the number of people voluntarily wearing masks would undoubtedly dramatically rise.
So would the number of people wielding those who had to be transported to the hospital with a mask stuck up their ass.
Look, like most of America, I just want to be left alone. You do you, and I will do me. The problem is the overwhelming number of busybodies who want to force their ideas onto others. Since they can't seem to get the Government to do it, they are perfectly willing to resort to force.
Well, so am I. Leave me alone, or try to shoot me in the face with any sort of gun (mask or otherwise) and see what happens to you.
So here is from the comments:
Drew Wesely
1 day ago
That's why the final model mask gun will be mounted like an M320 under an assault weapon.
Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. I'm gettin' awful tired of your gas. Now jerk that pistol and go to work.
"…mounted like an M320…"
ReplyDelete"How do you expect to mount it anywhere if you don't even know what an M-203 is?"
Uhhh… the M320 is the new-ish 40mm low pressure grenade launcher by H&K that was adopted by the US in 2009.
This may launch a mask AT someone, but it won't put it On them, and as you mention, in many jurisdictions it is assault and a deadly response is legal. Of course, I suspect the writer is from one of the jurisdictions that views things differently...
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm personally at the point where I wouldn't care if CoronaKarens start getting gunned down in the streets, I suspect that even self-defense friendly jurisdictions will be more than slightly miffed at anyone who uses lethal force against an assault from a weapon less dangerous than many nerf guns.
ReplyDeleteA sound asskicking on the other hand, may very well be acceptable in many areas.
@ RAtus- Thanks. I didn't know that.
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