Government logic

Let's say that you are the government agency charged with keeping track of the economy. Let's say that the data shows that the economy is not doing so well. What do you do? Why, change the way that you 'adjust' the data, of course!
Problem solved! The economy is great again!
This works for all sorts of data: unemployment figures, global warming, inflation, why it works with nearly anything!
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