“Unhappy it is, though, to reflect that a brother’s sword has been sheathed in a brother’s breast and that the once-happy plains of America are either to be drenched with blood or inhabited by slaves. Sad alternative! But can a virtuous man hesitate in his choice?” - George Washington, 1777
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Fringe benefits (mildly NSFW)
One of the fringe benefits of being a firefighter- it is relatively easy to talk women into removing their clothes.
This one time, we we're in the back of the ambulance, deep in the sand dunes, and, um, er...
Maybe now is not the time.
Then another time, this groupie and I were checking out the Engine and I said, let's get on the hose bed and I'll show you how to load hose then the monitor, it can discharge at a rate of, um, er... Mbee not.
Ahh, the memories.
Sadly I didn't get pictures of the groupies but I did steal this one so I could once again, remember the:
I would normally type a well thought out response to you, but I realized that you did not take the time to read my blog, and are merely a drive by commenter.
So instead, I will just tell you to go fuck yourself.
I salute you, sir!
ReplyDeleteAnd unsurprisingly, a job as a computer programmer doesn't have the same effect.
Ahh, memories.
ReplyDeleteThis one time, we we're in the back of the ambulance, deep in the sand dunes, and, um, er...
Maybe now is not the time.
Then another time, this groupie and I were checking out the Engine and I said, let's get on the hose bed and I'll show you how to load hose then the monitor, it can discharge at a rate of, um, er... Mbee not.
Ahh, the memories.
Sadly I didn't get pictures of the groupies but I did steal this one so I could once again, remember the:
Ahh, the memories.
I would normally type a well thought out response to you, but I realized that you did not take the time to read my blog, and are merely a drive by commenter.
ReplyDeleteSo instead, I will just tell you to go fuck yourself.