Mother of the year

When you are a parent, you get used to saying no to questions like: "Dad, can I juggle chainsaws?" or "Mom, can I go skydiving?" or even "Dad, I know I'm only 14, but we are in love and want to get married." So what do you say to your ten year old when he wants a tattoo?
Not this mom. Maybe mother of the year is a bit premature, since we have about 49 more weeks of people doing stupid things left in the year, but she is probably going to be a finalist.