I have been singing this all morning

 Tam's post got me to (slightly) rewrite the lyrics of an old song, and I have been singing it all morning:


SWAT Team Dance


S-s-s-s, W-w-w-w, A-a-a-a, T-t-t-t
SWAT, dance!

We can search if we want to
We can inspect your friends' behind
'Cause your friends don't bow and if they don't scrape,
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A warrant you'll never find
And we can rewrite the Constitution
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

[Sung]We can search if we want to
We can inspect your friends' behind
'Cause your friends don't bow and if they don't scrape
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A warrant you'll never find
And we can rewrite the Constitution
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

We can go where we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our helmets to our feet
And surprise 'em with the no-knock cry
Say, we can act if want to
Question us, nobody will
And we can shoot some dude, he's totally screwed
And I can act like an imbecile

[Refrain]
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Totally out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance

with the Swat Team dance
It's the SWAT team dance,
It's the SWAT team dance.


S-s-s-s, W-w-w-w, A-a-a-a, T-t-t-t
SWAT, dance!

We can search if we want to
We have auth-or-i-ty
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can search if we want to
We can shoot your friends' behinds
'Cause your friends don't bow and if they don't scrape
Well they're no friends of mine