The Onion wins the internets (again)

via Marko,we get this winner from the Onion:
Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling

The winning quotes include:

the freedom of expression among the most "inalienable and important rights that a motherfucker can have."

Added Ginsburg, "In short, freedom of speech means the freedom of fucking speech, you ignorant cocksuckers."

John Paul Stevens, 90, who turned to his colleagues and made a repeated up-and-down hand motion intended to simulate masturbation.

Thomas wrote. "But those pricks can take their arguments about speech that 'appeals only to prurient interests' and go suck a dog's asshole."

Too bad this ruling wasn't for real, or this woman would not have been thrown in jail for having a shirt that a judge found objectionable. I guess only the proles have to worry about the First Amendment. Judges are free to violate the First Amendment rights of anyone they choose. I really do not think the Founding Fathers of this Nation had this sort of judicial power in mind when they wrote the Constitution.