“Unhappy it is, though, to reflect that a brother’s sword has been sheathed in a brother’s breast and that the once-happy plains of America are either to be drenched with blood or inhabited by slaves. Sad alternative! But can a virtuous man hesitate in his choice?” - George Washington, 1777
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Are you down with OTP?
Whatever happened to the "HOPE" boy?
Teleprompt this: "You can't stop this, OTP."
You're gonna feel it when I vote, boy
Cuz you gotta go, ya gotta go, yeah
MOLOTOV CHORUS
Fool me once, shame on me, shame on we
United States of America
Fool me twice? It's not gonna happen, G
One term president, OTP
VERSE 1 (MOLOTOV)
Fool me once, it happens all the time!
Public education made me dumb, man
Barack Obama done beat me like a drum, man
Thought I was votin for hope, I was votin for a bum, man
I used to be a pie baker
Look into my eyes, all you'll see is pies
I could make a french apple cobbler with a greyerre crust
r-a-double u, fat girls are lovin dude
That was then, nowadays find me on the corner with a Mac 10
I lost my job at the bakery, Obama faked me, so I turned criminal
I'm sellin dr*gs at the terminal
B. Hussein, baby where's my job?
Just words just speeches, ya weakless
OTP, angry mob reppin 2-0-1-2
Karma's gonna get you
DJ DOLCE MELODY
Whatever happened to the "HOPE" boy?
Teleprompt this: "You can't stop this, OTP."
You're gonna feel it when I vote, boy
Cuz you gotta go, ya gotta go, yeah
MOLOTOV CHORUS
Fool me once, shame on me, shame on we
United States of America
Fool me twice? It's not gonna happen, G
One term president, OTP
VERSE 2 (CONSTITUTION KATE)
Why am I still up in Iraq, man?
Whats the holdup? I'm still duckin rounds in the sand, man.
I'm sick of smellin like a mosque after Ramadan
While you smellin like some prawns and filet mignon
We on the battlefield, camouflage khakis and M4's
Blood, sweat and tears for Iraqi's
But then I look at you, sittin in the West Wing, won't do anything
but polish up ya Nobel Peace Prize
You dropped charges for terrorists, (WHOA)
You think ya Fergie, ya glamorous (WHOA)
You roam the world to apologize, bowin to Saudis, investigatin G.I.'s
But pretty soon, you gonna pay the piper and I don't mean a sniper,
My vote's got a teflon coat
Jeremiah Wright, say it for the troops:
"ya chickeeeeennnnssss...comin home to roost"
DJ DOLCE MELODY
Whatever happened to the "HOPE" boy?
Teleprompt this: "You can't stop this, OTP."
You're gonna feel it when I vote, boy
Cuz you gotta go, ya gotta go, yeah
MOLOTOV CHORUS
Fool me once, shame on me, shame on we
United States of America
Fool me twice? It's not gonna happen, G
One term president, OTP
VERSE 3 (THE MZA)
One term President? Naw, I'm not feelin that
Hardcore birther here, let me make it clear fo ya
Barack Hussein, he isn't even president, we ain't seen a BC
He's sealed up all the evidence
OTP on my Camry, but I put a slash through the O
He's a zero term pansy
Before Obama got elected, I was disrespected, all of my best predictions were rejected
But now they all come to the MZA, I'm runnin five Tea Parties,
flanked by these freedom fighter hotties
I'm a right wing extremist, can I get a witness?
You ain't down if you ain't on a watch LIST
Socialist medicine, I told ya
Spendin trillions on nothin, I told ya
Payin for abortions round the world, I told ya
Reppin OTP, even Angelina's feelin me
DJ DOLCE MELODY
Whatever happened to the "HOPE" boy?
Teleprompt this: "You can't stop this, OTP."
You're gonna feel it when I vote, boy
Cuz you gotta go, ya gotta go, yeah
MOLOTOV CHORUS
Fool me once, shame on me, shame on we
United States of America
Fool me twice? It's not gonna happen, G
One term president, OTP
Sweet! Love it! Hoo yah! I be down with that! Soooo True! Thanks for the post. This one I have to pass on! You put a smile on my face, thank you.
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