How Kings are selected

This has got to be one of the funniest Monty Python bits ever.



"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went around proclaiming myself emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come & see the violence inherent in the system. Help help I'm being repressed !"