So you are walking down Park Avenue, window shopping for all the stuff you once could afford, and suddenly coming down the sidewalk you see three gunslingers.
It's like the Wild West except they're drinking lattes, and instead of six-shooters, they have Glocks clipped to their matching Gucci belts.
Would this bother you?
Well, it could happen because the "open carry'' movement has come to Florida.
More "wild West" references. I remember the Sentinel (and other outlets) bringing out the tired references to the "wild west" every time there is a gun law coming up that they don't like. Funny thing is, the wild west scenario they dream of never seems to happen.
Open carry means just that. Any law-abiding citizen is allowed to openly carry a handgun.If they are law abiding, why is it a problem? Don't you anti gun people who oppose our rights constantly say that the goal is to disarm criminals? Since I can already carry a concealed firearm nearly anywhere I want, what you are really afraid of is seeing the icky, scary guns. The only thing that changes with this law is that I won't have to worry if my coat flies open on a windy day.
These guys conduct open carry demonstrations, where they stand around like exhibitionists, exposing their weaponry for all to see. What would Freud think?
Insert obligatory dick reference here.
They even have figured out a way to hold these events in Florida. By state law, you are allowed to open carry while you are fishing — a frightening thought if you've ever been to Sebastian Inlet at the opening of snook season.GASP!! Law abiding citizens have found a way to COMPLY WITH THE LAW. Then, we slam on the Stand Your Ground Law at the same time. Aren't you clever!
So they go to fishing piers and stand around with their guns on hips, pretending to fish. And if someone hooks a stingray, they're not even allowed to shoot it. Well, maybe if the stingray raises its tail it would be legal under Stand Your Ground.
Read the whole thing, and you will understand why I canceled my subscription to that paper.
Images courtesy of Rob Allen